Goofyguy Torque Brace
$120.00 SHIPPED!




Thats right folks!!! Only $120.00 US hard earned american dollars!!! You are a simple 12,000 measley pennies away from being rid of that pesky wheel hop FOREVER!! Think about it. When you want to impress a chick with a burnout, you drop that clutch, and what happens?! Yeah, you lose the chick 'cause the insane hopping up and down gave you a concussion. Ask me how I know this?! Yeah I got the chick you fotherf, but that's not the point, I already have one, so now my @$$ has to find a home for this one, all because you wanted to save a few measley (Where's that #$%^ cents symbol), and now I have a mess on my hands. Don't risk throwing a code to impress people. Even an "Integra with everything imaginable" can beat you when you're in limp mode!! So if you want to be cool, if you want to do the right thing, hell even if you want to do what everyone else is doing just so you feel like you belong, or even if you don't.... You know what, if you're breathing, and have a Redline, it is mandatory [insert your state of residence here] state law that you have a torque brace installed of the caliber that is listed here. State law, I wouldn't play around. Just check this testimonial!! Don't be the guy that lost the girl. Mine gets pissed when I bring others home. Don't get me wrong, I like girls, but I also like my house. I'm contractually obligated to keep only the one. Aw what the hell am I saying, I can make some $$$ this way. Ok, 1/2 price on girls to all torque brace owners!! Your bretheren with the hop will supply them. Don't be a loser, brace yourself. It's the only way you will be safe. Everyone is doing it!!!!!

Seriously though. No joking! Great buy! You'll be rid of hop. $120.00 SHIPPED!

This part is made using the Stiffy engine torque damper by Ingalls Engineering, and fabricating brackets so that it can be used on a Saturn Ion Redline. If interest is shown, other applications may be addressed. This item is very easy to install, and requires no special tools.

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"This is such a great product and i recomend to everyone...that hates wheel hop. If you like wheel hop than dont get it because it will take the hop away completely..." "GoofyGuy i say thank you for the amazing product!"

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"No wheel hop...the install was not very difficult at all...it was VERY simple...I get pure tire spin when accelerating."
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"...i am extreamly happy with this product and suprized everyone is not buying it."
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"...try to get wheel hop...I tryed and i tryed. Couldnt get it...it deff works...Keep up the good work..."
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Copyright 2005, Goofyguy enterprises c/o yrethguad bros. and co. inc. LLC
No tax, tag, or title included, no money-back guarantee, all sales are final, void where prohibited, not available in all areas, see stores for details, not valid with any other offer, employees and affiliates of yrethguad bros. and co. inc. LLC, and any parent companies or subsidiaries are not eligible to participate in any and all contests, functions, or discounts covered herein, do ordain, etc. etc. Unless, for the 2004 tax year said employee or affiliate used form 1040a, in which case the total gross and net wages will be added together as one number, and rounded up to the nearest ten dollars. If it is an odd number, then said employee or affiliate is eligible for any and all contests, functions, or discounts as covered in this documentation. No warranties are expressed or implied. All goods and services are AS IS, and no consideration is made for safety concerns, as it is the policy of yrethguad bros. and co. inc. LLC that individuals are responsible for their own actions, and reactions, as stated under Newton's federal law. The term "brace" and "torque" will be defined as such, in that "bracing" will be known as "holding" and "torque" will be defined as a "turning force" which can be further defined to male homosapiens as "when you wake up in the morning and have to pee, you're standing over the toilet, and it won't go down, so you aim it down, and your feet slide out from under you... that's the definition of torque" as taken from the concepts, incerpts, and mishaps of yrethguad Sr. Any recourse will be handled by an attorney appointed by yrethguad bros. and co. inc. LLC, do ordain again, and etc. etc.

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